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That’s Vanessa Perroncel, England captain John Terry’s lover and, according to Fleet Street papers who haven’t bought her revelations, perfectly happy to be handed around at Stamford Bridge at half time along with the oranges.

She’s hired Max Clifford to represent her and Max has done a deal. And it wouldn't be with the Observer now would it?

Anyway here's the dazzling Vanessa:

Meanwhile poor old Fabio Capello, England manager, has re-emerged after knee surgery to face Her Majesty’s press hot on the trail of wags, roastings and all the other things that overpaid and under-educated young sportsmen busy their afternoons off with.

In the fine print of the Daily Mail’s report today it seems clear that there’s another injunction floating around, not the ’super injunction’ that Terry’s boorish lawyers Schillings tried to impose but a blank of someone else who may have enjoyed Ms Perroncel’s favours.

My legal budget doesn’t run to telling you who I think it might be.

But you won’t be surprised.

It’s not Wayne Bridge by the way.